Destroy Their Favorite FOOD!!!??!

Beebo · 10th Mar 2008, 09:08 PM

So its pretty simple, name your favorite dessert/food.

The next person must cause some sort of destruction with the food in an a funny way, and then name their favorite dessert or food.

Example:

I LOVE: "I love peanut butter cookies."
DESTROY:"New scientific study shows all homosexual individuals are prone to developing Fatal peanut butter Allergies."

I will start...

I LOVE: popcorn with butter.

10th Mar 2008, 09:11 PM

Turns out the popcorn is the new peanutbutter

I love: Big juicy...Starburst

Doglover · 10th Mar 2008, 09:53 PM

BREAKING NEWS! Scientists have just discovered, after eating many starbursts and then dying, that starbursts contain large amounts of aids, herpes, and anthrax.

I love: Crunch Bars Mm mm

Brett · 10th Mar 2008, 09:59 PM

The Crunch Bar factory has just been move right next to the nuclear wearhouse in North Korea. Many people have noticed extra limbs, mental retardation, and exploding heads after eating crunch bars in the past week........I would avoid them if I were you.

I love beef jerky! ^^

InaRut · 10th Mar 2008, 10:13 PM

Turns out beef jerky is not the LEAD cause in cancer. But don't worry everything causes cancer these days. Hell even reading these words cause caner *pop* ohh I can hear it forming now!

I love eating Mollusks....
*sings the walrus song*
Ohhhhh they have tusks
Ohhhhhh they like to eat mollusks

10th Mar 2008, 10:14 PM

BREAKING NEWS! Crunch bars do not use rice to make them crunch they use dried peanut butter And the chocolate is just Starburst melted in H2O until the degree of being burnt..Take that

Whatchamacallits

Beebo · 10th Mar 2008, 10:56 PM

This just in, Molluscs were Godzilla's favorite snack, he would never had attacked Japan if it werent for Walrus' like Inarut

.

I LOVE: I love icecream.

Vampyrecat · 10th Mar 2008, 11:04 PM

Newsflash! Icecream actually contains lethal amounts of Methamphetamine, also known as ice. Also, the cream put into the "Icecream" is usually 6 months old and moldy by the time it goes into the icecream bucket.

I LOVE: DARK CHOCOLATE.

Beebo · 10th Mar 2008, 11:07 PM

It breaks my heart to say this, because I love dark chocolate too... but 'dark chocolate' is just digested 'white chocolate'. enjoy.

I LOVE: Ribs with BBQ sauce.

Vampyrecat · 10th Mar 2008, 11:11 PM

They're HUMAN RIBS YOU CANNIBAL!. Nuff said.

Chocolate Mud Cake.

Nitro · 10th Mar 2008, 11:28 PM

The makers of chocolate mud cake finally reveal what mud is:
http://www.blackwell-synergy.com/doi....x?cookieSet=1
methyl ud
enjoy that cake!

Anyways, I really like that mysterious ingredient "natural flavour".

**pirateninja** · 11th Mar 2008, 01:41 AM

Uh Oh! Breaking news! It turns out that "natural flavour" was just blended eggshells and a bucket of AIDS in every portion!

Okay, I love..... pretzels.

Doglover · 11th Mar 2008, 06:59 AM

Oh, you didn't know? The salt used in pretzels has OVER 9000x more carbohydrates, fats, and cholesterol, which makes you OVER 9000% more likely to have a heart attack.

I love hot wings.

Jeimuzu · 11th Mar 2008, 07:42 AM

Hot wings now come still attached to the psycho chicken they came from, which gets very angry if you try to eat it, and has an awkward habit of eating you back.

I love chinese curries.

Beebo · 11th Mar 2008, 10:00 AM

turns out curry is the Chinese name to describe "mixing feces and vomit and vegetables, and then feeding it to americans". wow... thats so gross....

I LOVE: Pineapple

Jeimuzu · 11th Mar 2008, 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Beebo

turns out curry is the Chinese name to describe "mixing feces and vomit and vegetables, and then feeding it to americans". wow... thats so gross....

I LOVE: Pineapple

Handy. I'm not American, so I get the proper stuff. Awesome.

Seriously, though... ew, vegetables.

Pineapples are actually large grenades.

Explosive bowel movement gets a whole new meaning. And I'm not convinced it's a bad thing. Eew.

panda · 11th Mar 2008, 07:54 PM

[quote=Beebo;164473]

turns out curry is the Chinese name to describe "mixing feces and vomit and vegetables, and then feeding it to americans". wow... thats so gross....

Thanks I had curry for dinner.

This thread is going "Where no man fears to tread"

I love Coconut cream pie

BreakingGlass · 12th Mar 2008, 06:47 PM

Coconuts in pies are actually monkey testicles

I love Chili Dogs

Brett · 12th Mar 2008, 09:22 PM

FACT: Hot dogs are made from junk meat from beef and pork and contain hooves.
MADE UP FACT: The chilli is made with HIV positive blood.

I love to eat Schnitzle

Nitro · 12th Mar 2008, 11:25 PM

Cromax works at the Schnitzle factory now:

http://www.pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF029-Cromax.gif

I like cooked organic termite larvae. Hard to come by though.

10th Mar 2008, 09:08 PM	#1
Beebo the cat what has facial hair. Full Member Gender: MAN Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Toronto Age: 21 Posts: 895 Join Date: Feb 2008	Destroy Their Favorite FOOD!!!??! So its pretty simple, name your favorite dessert/food. The next person must cause some sort of destruction with the food in an a funny way, and then name their favorite dessert or food. Example: I LOVE: "I love peanut butter cookies." DESTROY:"New scientific study shows all homosexual individuals are prone to developing Fatal peanut butter Allergies." I will start... I LOVE: popcorn with butter. __________________ New Song up. a rough version of "The Ghost of Adam".(I will be adding more.)

10th Mar 2008, 09:11 PM	#2
Zūn Jìng Guest Posts: n/a Tournaments Won: 14	Re: Destroy Their Favorite FOOD!!!??! Turns out the popcorn is the new peanutbutter I love: Big juicy...Starburst

10th Mar 2008, 09:53 PM	#3
Doglover Member Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Waiting for the right time. ^^ Location: Dallas Age: 15 Posts: 57 Join Date: Jan 2008	Re: Destroy Their Favorite FOOD!!!??! BREAKING NEWS! Scientists have just discovered, after eating many starbursts and then dying, that starbursts contain large amounts of aids, herpes, and anthrax. I love: Crunch Bars Mm mm

10th Mar 2008, 09:59 PM	#4
Brett Extreme Heat Warning! Full Member Gender: I am a MAN! ROWR!! =^_^= Orientation: Homo-capable Out Status: Out enough Location: Weatherford, TX Age: 17 Posts: 2,200 Join Date: Jan 2008	Re: Destroy Their Favorite FOOD!!!??! The Crunch Bar factory has just been move right next to the nuclear wearhouse in North Korea. Many people have noticed extra limbs, mental retardation, and exploding heads after eating crunch bars in the past week........I would avoid them if I were you. I love beef jerky! ^^ __________________ Marching band: It's a religion Trip....trip....ip on red wine! Lady Gaga FTW! XD

10th Mar 2008, 10:13 PM	#5
InaRut Honourary Lesbian Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Success story! (Out!) Location: Ottawa, Ontario, Canada Age: 20 Posts: 6,399 Join Date: Oct 2007	Re: Destroy Their Favorite FOOD!!!??! Turns out beef jerky is not the LEAD cause in cancer. But don't worry everything causes cancer these days. Hell even reading these words cause caner pop ohh I can hear it forming now! I love eating Mollusks.... sings the walrus song Ohhhhh they have tusks Ohhhhhh they like to eat mollusks __________________ It's passion for the Art that makes really great movies It's passion for the SPECTACLE that makes okay movies And It's passion for the PROFIT that makes really bad movies

10th Mar 2008, 10:14 PM	#6
Zūn Jìng Guest Posts: n/a Tournaments Won: 14	Re: Destroy Their Favorite FOOD!!!??! BREAKING NEWS! Crunch bars do not use rice to make them crunch they use dried peanut butter And the chocolate is just Starburst melted in H2O until the degree of being burnt..Take that Whatchamacallits

10th Mar 2008, 10:56 PM	#7
Beebo the cat what has facial hair. Full Member Gender: MAN Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Toronto Age: 21 Posts: 895 Join Date: Feb 2008	Re: Destroy Their Favorite FOOD!!!??! This just in, Molluscs were Godzilla's favorite snack, he would never had attacked Japan if it werent for Walrus' like Inarut . I LOVE: I love icecream. __________________ New Song up. a rough version of "The Ghost of Adam".(I will be adding more.)

10th Mar 2008, 11:04 PM	#8
Vampyrecat "Meow" Said the Cat. Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: Lesbian Out Status: Everybody who Matters to me. Location: 1 hour east of Portland, Vic. Age: 18 Posts: 1,623 Join Date: Jul 2007	Re: Destroy Their Favorite FOOD!!!??! Newsflash! Icecream actually contains lethal amounts of Methamphetamine, also known as ice. Also, the cream put into the "Icecream" is usually 6 months old and moldy by the time it goes into the icecream bucket. I LOVE: DARK CHOCOLATE. __________________ Call me Tess. Hey lets all eat chocolate!!!!!!!!!! Nom nom nom. Is the EC Gf of Heatqueen. Telly forever

10th Mar 2008, 11:07 PM	#9
Beebo the cat what has facial hair. Full Member Gender: MAN Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Toronto Age: 21 Posts: 895 Join Date: Feb 2008	Re: Destroy Their Favorite FOOD!!!??! It breaks my heart to say this, because I love dark chocolate too... but 'dark chocolate' is just digested 'white chocolate'. enjoy. I LOVE: Ribs with BBQ sauce. __________________ New Song up. a rough version of "The Ghost of Adam".(I will be adding more.) Last edited by Beebo; 10th Mar 2008 at 11:11 PM.

10th Mar 2008, 11:11 PM	#10
Vampyrecat "Meow" Said the Cat. Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: Lesbian Out Status: Everybody who Matters to me. Location: 1 hour east of Portland, Vic. Age: 18 Posts: 1,623 Join Date: Jul 2007	Re: Destroy Their Favorite FOOD!!!??! They're HUMAN RIBS YOU CANNIBAL!. Nuff said. Chocolate Mud Cake. __________________ Call me Tess. Hey lets all eat chocolate!!!!!!!!!! Nom nom nom. Is the EC Gf of Heatqueen. Telly forever

10th Mar 2008, 11:28 PM	#11
Nitro Get more out of life with stabbing. Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay but curious Out Status: A few people Location: Canada Age: 21 Posts: 923 Join Date: Feb 2008	Re: Destroy Their Favorite FOOD!!!??! The makers of chocolate mud cake finally reveal what mud is: http://www.blackwell-synergy.com/doi....x?cookieSet=1 methyl ud enjoy that cake! Anyways, I really like that mysterious ingredient "natural flavour". __________________ «L'essentiel est invisible pour les yeux, on ne voit bien qu'avec le cœur.» Le renard - Le Petit Prince

11th Mar 2008, 01:41 AM	#12
pirateninja EC's Sailor Uranus EC Moderator Gender: Biologically Female Orientation: Heterosexually Challenged Out Status: Most people Location: Bath, England Age: 19 Posts: 5,803 Join Date: Sep 2007 Tournaments Won: 1	Re: Destroy Their Favorite FOOD!!!??! Uh Oh! Breaking news! It turns out that "natural flavour" was just blended eggshells and a bucket of AIDS in every portion! Okay, I love..... pretzels. __________________ "I have something more valuable than ordinary happiness." Holly the Pirateninja: *Captain of "The Wanderer's Compass"*.

11th Mar 2008, 06:59 AM	#13
Doglover Member Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Waiting for the right time. ^^ Location: Dallas Age: 15 Posts: 57 Join Date: Jan 2008	Re: Destroy Their Favorite FOOD!!!??! Oh, you didn't know? The salt used in pretzels has OVER 9000x more carbohydrates, fats, and cholesterol, which makes you OVER 9000% more likely to have a heart attack. I love hot wings.

11th Mar 2008, 07:42 AM	#14
Jeimuzu Wreck Cognition Full Member Gender: Heterogametic Orientation: Rawr. Out Status: 99% out. Location: Middlesbrough Age: 22 Posts: 1,745 Join Date: Aug 2007	Re: Destroy Their Favorite FOOD!!!??! Hot wings now come still attached to the psycho chicken they came from, which gets very angry if you try to eat it, and has an awkward habit of eating you back. I love chinese curries. __________________

11th Mar 2008, 10:00 AM	#15
Beebo the cat what has facial hair. Full Member Gender: MAN Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Toronto Age: 21 Posts: 895 Join Date: Feb 2008	Re: Destroy Their Favorite FOOD!!!??! turns out curry is the Chinese name to describe "mixing feces and vomit and vegetables, and then feeding it to americans". wow... thats so gross.... I LOVE: Pineapple __________________ New Song up. a rough version of "The Ghost of Adam".(I will be adding more.)

11th Mar 2008, 07:54 PM	#17
panda EC Addict Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Bisexual Out Status: A few people Location: Toronto,Canada Age: 65 Posts: 4,654 Join Date: Aug 2007	Re: Destroy Their Favorite FOOD!!!??! [quote=Beebo;164473] turns out curry is the Chinese name to describe "mixing feces and vomit and vegetables, and then feeding it to americans". wow... thats so gross.... Thanks I had curry for dinner. This thread is going "Where no man fears to tread" I love Coconut cream pie

12th Mar 2008, 06:47 PM	#18
BreakingGlass Don't Stop The Music! Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Homo-rific Out Status: 3-ish people Location: Ohio Age: 23 Posts: 900 Join Date: Jan 2008	Re: Destroy Their Favorite FOOD!!!??! Coconuts in pies are actually monkey testicles I love Chili Dogs

12th Mar 2008, 09:22 PM	#19
Brett Extreme Heat Warning! Full Member Gender: I am a MAN! ROWR!! =^_^= Orientation: Homo-capable Out Status: Out enough Location: Weatherford, TX Age: 17 Posts: 2,200 Join Date: Jan 2008	Re: Destroy Their Favorite FOOD!!!??! FACT: Hot dogs are made from junk meat from beef and pork and contain hooves. MADE UP FACT: The chilli is made with HIV positive blood. I love to eat Schnitzle __________________ Marching band: It's a religion Trip....trip....ip on red wine! Lady Gaga FTW! XD

12th Mar 2008, 11:25 PM	#20
Nitro Get more out of life with stabbing. Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay but curious Out Status: A few people Location: Canada Age: 21 Posts: 923 Join Date: Feb 2008	Re: Destroy Their Favorite FOOD!!!??! Cromax works at the Schnitzle factory now: http://www.pbfcomics.com/?cid=PBF029-Cromax.gif I like cooked organic termite larvae. Hard to come by though. __________________ «L'essentiel est invisible pour les yeux, on ne voit bien qu'avec le cœur.» Le renard - Le Petit Prince

Similar Threads
Thread	Thread Starter	Forum	Replies	Last Post
What's you favorite word?	xxAngelOnFirexx	Fun and Games	98	1st Feb 2009 08:46 AM
What's your favorite hair color and eye color?	charlie12	Chit Chat	80	6th Jan 2008 09:35 PM
Favorite Generic-Brand Food Item	Perrygay	Chit Chat	4	13th Nov 2007 08:30 PM
favoorite food?	crimsonarcher	Chit Chat	26	18th Jul 2007 07:18 PM
Favorite Radio Stations	mnguy	Entertainment and Media	14	18th Apr 2007 03:49 AM