[Oh no!] the EC quarritine has Fallen[ZOMBIES!!]

*runs but then decides to help hold off the zombies with InaVagina, to give the others more chance to escape.*

After all! I have my PirateNinja Powers! *morphs into ninja garb with big feather pirate hat and swashbuckling boots! Unsheathes katana and cutlass.*

Lets get those Zombies!

 

"Did some-one call for a superhero?"

*In flies Davo-man, fending zombies off with his Axe of Awesomeness*

 

Ah Davo-man! Just in time! Isn't it amazing just how many ECers have secret powers?

 

*hides out of sight and waits 28 days till they all die from starvation, oh wait! they weren't zombies just rage fueled peeps, silly me*

 

*flies around overhead to get a better understanding of how many there are*

*Begins hurling fireballs to kill off some of them, however fire has no effect on them and ends up just turning them alight, making them even more dangerous*

 

*swings swords so fast they create a gust of wind to blow out Davo-man's fire*

 

*Hog-ties himself one of the alight zombies and roast a few marshmallows, sits back and enjoys the show*

*Starts to get to help but decides he can give it another few minutes*

 

*wants in on the marshmallows*

 

*realizes that he actually does have marshmallows and goes to fetch some, tries to share them with Pirateninja but ends up having to clean the gooey goodness that is now crammed into his computer's cd drive*

 

Oh no! It appears the zombies like marshmallows! Enigmatic! Watch out! They're coming to get your marshmallows from you!

 

*Shares his mellows with the reanimated corpsesess, makes friends with them and becomes, temporary, ruler of the earth leading his rotten fleshed army on a killing spree!*

 

Nooooooooo! Enigmatic how could you?

*decides to recruit a Pirateninja army, made up of the finest pirates and ninjas, such as Luffy, Naruto and Blackbeard*

 

I'm getting worried.
We have had no updates on this emergency for nearly FIVE HOURS! :eek:

 

*Latinokid to the rescue =].*

*LK puffs his chests outs and starts dumping zombies into the ocean*

 

My super admin banning powers don't seem to be having much impact. They keep mutating. For every one I ban another five appear....

HELP!!!!

 

Not even Paul's super awesome fun admin godlike banning powers have no effect? Damn those Zombies!

*uses super awesome happy googling power to see if they have any weakness*


AHA!

http://www.randomhouse.com/crown/zombiesurvivalguide/

 

*Flies in and uses his super n0ob powers to annoy the zombies to death...again...*

 

Phil.... You run and activate the sheilds, i'll try and stop them from making it to the control room... Hurry now!!!

Paul, you start by trying to ban as many of the zombies from EC as you can, I think you'll need Becky's help though, Theres so many!