Rabbis: Homosexuality causes earthquakes - Page 2

Connor22 · 9th Feb 2010, 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JamesENL

Now I've heard just about everything. Is there anything we can't do?

Connor, if you get this message, please bring us out a facepalm... this would be an appropriate thread for it.

I think that does the job

excuseyou77 · 9th Feb 2010, 02:56 PM

^

WIN!!!

Eromyn · 9th Feb 2010, 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Connor22

Quote:

Originally Posted by JamesENL

Now I've heard just about everything. Is there anything we can't do?

Connor, if you get this message, please bring us out a facepalm... this would be an appropriate thread for it.

I think that does the job

OMFG!

Connor, you have yet to disappoint!

RaeofLite · 9th Feb 2010, 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JamesENL

Quote:

Originally Posted by Connor22

Quote:

Originally Posted by JamesENL

Now I've heard just about everything. Is there anything we can't do?

Connor, if you get this message, please bring us out a facepalm... this would be an appropriate thread for it.

I think that does the job

OMFG!

Connor, you have yet to disappoint!

ROFLx a zillion

I wonder what they would say if they saw this thread and us "wishing" we had powers to control the earth and natural disasters... Which by the way are 'natural'... and if homosexuality is 'unnatural' to them, then how is it that we control them??

Nugget · 10th Feb 2010, 05:31 PM

Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me, the day I held my sword aloft and said, "By the power of Gayskull! I have the power!"

Revan · 10th Feb 2010, 05:38 PM

Emberstone · 11th Feb 2010, 10:30 AM

I blame these rabbis *and pat robertson* for brain tumors...

trying to wrap one's mind around their drivil shit oratorical diarehia causes brain tumors to form, because one cannot make sense of their crap spewage. best to just not listen to anything they have to say, and change the channel whenever the 700 club is on.

carrie90 · 11th Feb 2010, 05:20 PM

Hmm I would prefer to be able to fly but I guess causing natural disasters is better than nothing

Camman3 · 13th Feb 2010, 06:28 AM

Jeez... My stomach hurts so much after laughing at these comments...

And people wonder why religion is starting to become the biggest joke around!!

DexterMorgan · 16th Feb 2010, 12:49 PM

Woah, you could make a movie out of this!

I think they hired James Cameron to write for their site or something...That stuff sounds like pure Hollywood gold.

**padre411** · 16th Feb 2010, 09:00 PM

You know, the book of Job pretty much shut down the whole shit happens because we deserve it argument. I wonder which Old Testament these Rabbis are reading?

TyPod · 16th Feb 2010, 09:07 PM

Oopsie daisey.

Emberstone · 17th Feb 2010, 12:35 PM

Do the rabbi's relly want us to weld this power to cause earthquakes? seems foolish to reveal to us that we all have secret captian planet earth rings.

if the ground is a rocking, our cherries we be poppin!!!!

9th Feb 2010, 02:56 PM	#22
excuseyou77 EC Addict Regular Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: my mom, few friends Location: Duluth, GA Age: 24 Posts: 658 Join Date: Oct 2007	Re: Rabbis: Homosexuality causes earthquakes ^ WIN!!! __________________

10th Feb 2010, 05:31 PM	#25
Nugget No Artificial Preservatives Regular Member Gender: Female Location: Northeast Posts: 389 Join Date: Sep 2008	Re: Rabbis: Homosexuality causes earthquakes Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me, the day I held my sword aloft and said, "By the power of Gayskull! I have the power!"

10th Feb 2010, 05:38 PM	#26
Revan EC Addict Full Member Gender: I'd have to tuck if I was a drag queen :) Orientation: Dragon/Steel (Gay) Out Status: 98% done. Other 2%: Mom & Dad Location: London, Ontario Age: 22 Posts: 2,613 Join Date: Jun 2005	Re: Rabbis: Homosexuality causes earthquakes __________________ "Is there some reason my coffee isn't here? Has she died or something?" - Miranda Priestly. Strength is not defined by physical capacity, but by indomitable will. ~ Mahatma Gandhi Procrastination is like masturbation, in the end you just wind up screwing yourself.

11th Feb 2010, 10:30 AM	#27
Emberstone EC Addict Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Oregon, USA Age: 27 Posts: 2,598 Join Date: May 2008	Re: Rabbis: Homosexuality causes earthquakes I blame these rabbis and pat robertson for brain tumors... trying to wrap one's mind around their drivil shit oratorical diarehia causes brain tumors to form, because one cannot make sense of their crap spewage. best to just not listen to anything they have to say, and change the channel whenever the 700 club is on.

11th Feb 2010, 05:20 PM	#28
carrie90 The square root of 4 is rainbows Full Member Gender: Female Orientation: Gay Out Status: everybody really Location: Originally Montana but currently San Fransisco Age: 19 Posts: 1,328 Join Date: Feb 2009	Re: Rabbis: Homosexuality causes earthquakes Hmm I would prefer to be able to fly but I guess causing natural disasters is better than nothing __________________ I empower my Cheerios to live in fear by creating an enviorment of irrational, random terror -Sue Sylvester

13th Feb 2010, 06:28 AM	#29
Camman3 EC's Hopeless Romantic Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Only people at school and grandparents don't know. Location: South Africa, Cape Town Age: 18 Posts: 266 Join Date: Jul 2009	Re: Rabbis: Homosexuality causes earthquakes Jeez... My stomach hurts so much after laughing at these comments... And people wonder why religion is starting to become the biggest joke around!! __________________ "Always be kind to people: you never know what kind of battle they're fighting"

16th Feb 2010, 12:49 PM	#30
DexterMorgan The Lonely Stoner Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Santa Monica, CA, USA Age: 17 Posts: 660 Join Date: Feb 2009	Re: Rabbis: Homosexuality causes earthquakes Woah, you could make a movie out of this! I think they hired James Cameron to write for their site or something...That stuff sounds like pure Hollywood gold. __________________ Closets are for clothes; not me.

16th Feb 2010, 09:00 PM	#31
padre411 El Padre EC Advisor Gender: Male Orientation: Gay (Kinsey 5.5) Out Status: I've officially lost count Location: Southwestern US Age: 47 Posts: 395 Join Date: Jan 2010	Re: Rabbis: Homosexuality causes earthquakes You know, the book of Job pretty much shut down the whole shit happens because we deserve it argument. I wonder which Old Testament these Rabbis are reading? __________________ Mike "The danger is not that there is no bread. The danger is that we believe we are not hungry because of a lie" - Simone Weil There is always a graceful path forward.

16th Feb 2010, 09:07 PM	#32
TyPod So's Your Face! (: Full Member Gender: Im a boy person. Orientation: 60%ish gay Out Status: Pahhaha, yeah right. Location: Eastbourne, UK Age: 14 Posts: 133 Join Date: Oct 2009	Re: Rabbis: Homosexuality causes earthquakes Oopsie daisey. __________________ If this is a rom-com, kill the director (8)

17th Feb 2010, 12:35 PM	#33
Emberstone EC Addict Full Member Gender: Male Orientation: Gay Out Status: Out to everyone Location: Oregon, USA Age: 27 Posts: 2,598 Join Date: May 2008	Re: Rabbis: Homosexuality causes earthquakes Do the rabbi's relly want us to weld this power to cause earthquakes? seems foolish to reveal to us that we all have secret captian planet earth rings. if the ground is a rocking, our cherries we be poppin!!!!

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